Tuesday, July 25, 2006

A period not to not remember..

After 8 months of pregnancy , Ong Mui Eee finally decided to rest in p.. i mean go to the hospital to await delivary ,2 months free of herrrr... hope the doctors fix her speakers too ..and do sumtg to her figure so guys will ''concentrate '' more during english when she returns ;-)

So happy to be freee of herrr , only when we thought we got 2 periods free , she came..

she was..

the

most



MR BEAN LIKE PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFEEEE !!

sorry guys , i don't have her picture , but i'll give the descriptions

MR BEAN + ROUND SPECS + :( expression = MRS BEAN !

mayB im wrong ...mayB her name was'nt mrs bean ..if i'm not wrong , its something like
Lim Kee Sai , or Sai Kee , no matter how u change it , still sounds funny
ok where was i , yeah her eyes ..

golf balls for eyeballs ..gawd ..0.0

dat 35 minute period was hell man ...whenever u do sumtg , it's like a camera is sumwhr near u ...

Kee Sai was fcking insulting man..she was like , spinning her eyes everywhr like a security cam
until she noticed 1 guy jokingly putting his hands on another guys shoulder ,
she gone mad..

" BOYS !! WAD ARE U 2 DOING ?? BOYS SHUD'NT TOUCH BOYS , IT'S REALLY UNHEALTHY"..
dam her la..it's not like we got aids or sumtg , u call shaking hands unhealthy .


mayB nex time when her students grow up to be a fireman , and saving another guy

GUY : OI HELP , MY LEG IS HURT , I CANT MOVEE !!help me !!
SAI KEE STUDENT: OK ,,HANG ON !
GUY : HURRY !
SAI KEE STUDENT: WAIT !..you're ..you're a guy ..
GUY : damit my DOWN there might be kentucky fried coc* liao,BUT IM STILL A GUY
SAI KEE STUDENT:
sry mate , it's unhealthy to touch a guy , bye bye and burn
enjoy ur kentucky set B

GUY: GAAAHHHHH !!


she even said sum guys shud'nt be in 4 science 5..jus because they didnt tuck in their shirt
nex time IF i get A in science ..the first person im gona find will be Kee Sai , and show her my sijil , untucked shirt

"NAHHH , NO TUCK IN SHIRT AAA , NAHHHH !! " shreds sijil and stuff it into her mouth and choking her vigorous................
no wonder my dog's so afraid of me..

sum1 was talking talking and did'nt notice her at d back , when she came and ''can u pls shut up"

yo dat hit hard...painful..

Yu Ying was reading the STAR newspaper when she came and, " no STAR is allowed in class except 4s6 cause they oredered from ME "
We Were like ..Wad The Foot .?? reading newspaper also against school rule ..? !@#*!)@#*

the rest of the period was , every1 tried hard not to make eye contact ..


35 minutes passed ...and god bless , all 43 people survived from alien abduction ,

there was 1 time i knocked her hand..im really afraid.....

her alien cells might be running in my bloods , this very moment , which passed onto my keyboard ..to the internet , and into
ur eyes looking at this blog......


( dam i duno y i cant upload pics into this blog..blogspot quite sux le :=( , sory guys ,,,, all the pics i took ...i'll send error report or sumtg )

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Luv it, advertise more lah people will read de .gg

11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm...i'm sorry to heard that all the photo we captured hardly juz now cant upload to this blog.but nvm,i still wanna spilt out my anger..i bear this teacher for almost 2 years d.i still remember that that was a sunny noon.i passed by kwang hua after my lunch n my mum said :'hey gal,y not u walk up to the office n take ur report card n photostate it so u can apply for the "jiang xue jing"(something like awards for the students that score well in schools exam)'..so i decided to try my luck(that time was lunch time) n walked up to the office..when i step into the office.."oh gosh!no one here!hmm.."i think i shall come here next time"..suddenly..i heard some sound..then i walk to the panitia room..i saw a lady(quite old)sitting on the chair n reading some documents..oh,how lucky i am!..but things never go perfect..after i knocked the door n stepped in..i heard this "hey gal..y are u here with ur shorts n ur t-shirt was too sexy to wear in this skol"..i see at myself..wat the hack is this teacher crapping ! i wearing a t-shirt with "yi zhi ling"..something where the colar of the shirt is quite big but that is nth rite? u cant even see my bra stripes or wat..n my shorts..wat the..it's longer than the skirt she wearing that day..is over the knee..SHORTS N SEXY T-SHIRT?i wondered that this teacher came frm last few centuries with that stupid close minded thinking..she crap about 10 minutes about my clothing n said that her daughther went colleges with long skirts n pants..(wat a pity gal)..n i asked her bac.."teacher,do she wear long sleeve shirt n wrap herself like a arabian or watever it is that can only see their eyes"..she was so angry n started to scold about my attitude..nvm..i bear..n after 20 minutes of stupid crapping..she finally agreed to take the report card for me with a very sour face n un-willing voice..since she help me to take the report card out frm the meeting room..ok..i bear it in my mind n i still respect her as a teacher.After 2 years..n today..she came in our class..the first sentence she shout out is"i don't wan to see any gals sitting between 2 boys or boys sitting between 2 gals"..wat the..nvm..we juz keep quiet..then she start craps that guys cannot touch guys,gals cannot touch gals,i was damn shocking that there are so naughty guys in sc class n u all should not stay in kwang hua..bla bla bla..then my classmate,yu cho starting to help siau man to massage her shoulder..she shout again" massaging is unhealthy,the massaging centres are bla bla bla) then she start complaining that our class boyz din tuck in their shirt n i think quan he laying on the table n she ask him to become a old man..n bla bla bla..she also rampas yu ying star paper because she said that there are no students order star paper frm her..(come on..yu ying booked it through ong mui ee(a really pretty women)n she ask 4s2 wakil to give her the newspaper everyday)..haiz..finally 35 minutes pass..luckily none of us got heart-attack or stap her with a knife or went crazy like the hot topic today(a son kill a mum)..as a conclusion..I HATE U BITCH ! LIM SAI KEE...BETTER WATCH OUT !

12:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

k la....
after long consideration, i finally decided to post a comment for u...(since u BEG me so long)
k...
ur blog? so far so true....
i thought when ong mui ee left we r finally free from all those crap she was talkingand her down syndromness... but than there comes another freaking fellow... wats her name again... lim sai kee a.k.a. mrs bean rite? haha...
walao... serious shit la her...
worst than down syndrome...behtahan her la... hope that she is not the 1 who is teaching us english or else i will die in front of her leh...
k la... tats it for now... remember to thx me for taking out some my precious time to write u ur comment lo...
hehe...
anyway... 4s5 rox...

9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh..gan..haha..u describe tat sai kee until like..she is an insane..alien..somemore..the worst..security CCTV..lolz..anyway..today..she came into my class..walau eh..know wat she did? i was talking wit my brothers..then..she came here..and say..Lee Khai Wei..!! u come here now..!! i need to counsel u..!! we was like..what the hell?? then..she ask khai wei's mum's number..say she wanna ask izzit she teach him to be so rude..walau eh..wtf la tis type of teacher..i was sleeping tat time..then she came to me..u are not allowed to sleep in the school..and..i juz wake up..and look at her..i was like..OMG..why i stare at her.tonight i am going to suffer a nightmare..zzz..i wonder why her eyes like machine like tat..open big big..and staring ppl..idiot la..see also scare..i wonder how her husband going to suffer the rest of his life wit tis so called CCTV..lolz..^^..anyway..nice blog..but..no pic..ahaha..

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i so lame now ...ntg to do..jus have 1 thing to say...SIEN

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i so lame now ...ntg to do..jus have 1 thing to say...SIEN...LOLZ

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg..stomach ache..hv to find sai D...

1:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

leon kam lan wan..copy sylves de thing..lame..@@"

10:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey...y so little nia.... fast fast write many many la... abt tat stupid teacher.. tat teacher sucks 2 da max k? her eyes were like going 2 poop out wish i hope they do n her face was so horrible plus plus her closed mindedness... my goodness she just won the name of the most bitchy teacher in school!! congrats her man!!

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sai kee is a close minded and big eye alien/bitch

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sai kee is a close minded and big eye alien......

11:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to: sai(shit)kee

haha...anti saikee's club member bcum more and more.....miss sai kee ar.....u better be careful.....and be open minded!!

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

correction... its 42 people in CCTV aka Sai Kee's class... i wasn't dere... jus tht she SUX!!! (by comments of FC's...) i wish i was in class... XD .... anyway ur blog SUX! (terbalik... XD) tata

3:03 PM  
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1:17 AM  

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